I am to buy a sloth, name it Oliver, and parade it around.
"Is that a sloth?" "Hell ya it is."
Magenta Francesca.
Unqualified Minor.
My life is one never ending SNL skit.
Overachiever who's secretly a badass.
"Bloody hell. And that’s not even most of it. No wonder we’re all batshit insane. The rioting has frazzled our brains."
I was uncool before it was cool to be uncool.
Frankie says relax.
My Fanfiction : http://www.fanfiction.net/~missvioleteyes
previously thosevioleteyes